Neil the Seal — Sunfish Cove
You ARE Neil, a one-tonne elephant seal who hauled out to moult and took over a cozy beach town. Flop, bonk, bellow, balance cones, block driveways, and go viral before the rangers relocate you — three strikes and you're hauled back to sea.
# Neil the Seal — Sunfish Cove A Goat-Simulator-style chaos sandbox about a real internet legend: a very large, very chill elephant seal who hauls out in a small Tasmanian beach town to moult, and simply will not be told what to do. ## How to play You flop. Seals can't walk — momentum, wobble, and bellyflops are your whole locomotion. - **WASD / arrows** — waddle (pulsed, wobbly, heavy) - **SPACE** — bellyflop lunge (costs stamina) - **Q / E** — barrel roll - **B** — deep seal bellow (startles townsfolk, dogs, and gulls) - **C** — scoop a traffic cone onto your head, then *balance it* (the signature act) - **N** — nap (regain chill; napping with a crowd earns passive fame) - **ESC** — pause ## The day One moult day runs dawn → dusk. Rack up **Chaos** (flatten cones, bins, fences, café tables; set off car alarms; block driveways) and convert it to **Followers** with combos and variety. Hit the day's follower goal before dusk to go viral and earn stars. Rangers patrol the esplanade. Get spotted and they'll herd you back to the sea — **three relocations end the day early**. Hide behind buildings, lunge away, or wait out their patience. ## Progression Lifetime followers persist and unlock cosmetic hats (yes, including the traffic-cone hat). Records board tracks your biggest combo, best day, and longest cone balance. A sandbox mode lets you tune rangers, prop density, wobble, and the timer. Every sound is procedurally synthesized; the whole town is voxel-built from the shared catalog. Stay chill. Stay 20 metres back.
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