Porcelain Prayer

Survive the night. Hit the bowl. Don't wake her.

A first-person comedy arcade game. Something you ate (or drank, or both) is coming back, in waves, all night. Stumble from your bedroom to the bathroom, deal with whatever is between you and the porcelain — the lid, the cat, a clog, a bowl you forgot to flush — then charge up and let fly. Accuracy is scored. Misses stain the floor. Noise feeds the suspicion of the roommate asleep down the hall.

How to play

• WASD move · mouse look
• Hold LMB to charge a heave, release to fire — charge = distance
• E interact: flip the lid, shoo the cat, plunge the clog, close the door, drink water, mop (hold)
• F flush — but only while she's snoring, unless you want footsteps
• Hold SPACE to suppress a wave: +3 seconds now, 25% faster refill later

The night

The HUD clock runs 2AM → 7AM (about five real minutes). Win the night by reaching dawn with cleanliness ≥ 50% and never being caught. Lose by biohazard (cleanliness 0), by being caught mid-heave with the door open, or by three total floor-misses (pass-out).

The campaign

Five nights, five causes: Cheap Beer, Tequila (wide sway), Street Tacos (fast stream, short charge), Mystery Punch (clogs every 3rd wave), and The Buffet (all of it at once). Clear all five for the Iron Stomach credits and the golden toilet.

Also: Night Select, endless Custom Mode with modifier toggles, a trophy shelf in the living room that fills up with your shame, subtitles for every gurgle, colorblind-safe meters, and a reduce-motion option that tames the wobble.