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Sneaky Pooper

You are Gary. Gary had the Chili Dog Special. Gary is at the pool. Sneak past lifeguards, do the deed at a blind spot with a straight face, and stroll out before anyone notices. A 3D stealth comedy across three pools.

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Updated Oct 7, 20263 launches2 forks
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You are Gary. Gary has had the Chili Dog Special. Gary is at the pool. Nobody can ever know.

How to play

Each level comes in three beats, and the Urgency meter in your gut keeps rising throughout.

  1. Sneak. Walk, tiptoe, or stop and act casual while lifeguards sweep their yellow vision cones across the deck and swimmers glance around. Anything odd you do in plain view fills the Suspicion eye. Umbrellas, cabanas and columns block their line of sight.
  2. Drop. Get into the water at a glowing blind spot and hold Release to fill the bar, while keeping the straight-face needle centred. Anyone who catches you pulling a face gets very suspicious.
  3. Escape. The evidence drifts. Walk calmly to the changing-room EXIT before a swimmer finds it and somebody shouts "WHO DID THIS?!"

Distractions: throw a rubber duck, knock over a drink, or set off the splash fountain, and every lifeguard looks the other way.

You earn 1–3 stars for speed and for keeping suspicion low.

Levels

  1. The Municipal Pool – lunch rush, one lifeguard, zero dignity.
  2. The Skyline Rooftop – an infinity pool at sunset, cabanas and a judgmental bartender.
  3. The Olympic Aquatic Center – ten lanes, two judges and a lot of witnesses.

Controls

  • Move: WASD, left stick, or the touch stick
  • Tiptoe: Shift / LB
  • Run: R / RB
  • Act casual: C / Y
  • Release: Space / A
  • Straight face: A/D or the left stick
  • Throw duck: Q / B
  • Interact: E / X

Keyboard, gamepad and touch are all supported.

Lose conditions

  • Suspicion fills: BUSTED!
  • Urgency fills before you reach the water: ACCIDENT!
  • The evidence is found while you're still at the pool: WHO DID THIS?!

Characters and props are stylized stand-ins for now; generated models will replace them in a later update.

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