Toddler of Duty

A dead-serious military first-person shooter where every soldier is two years old. Hold the backyard with a stick rifle that goes "pew", pinecone grenades and a poop-bomb ultimate in a 5v5 team deathmatch against rival toddler bots.

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By lumiUpdated Oct 7, 2026

fpsshooterfirst-personteam-deathmatchbotscomedyparodytoddlersclaymationcrayonbackyard

The backyard is a war zone. You're a two-year-old in a red bowl helmet, and the blue team wants the sandbox.

A first-person 5v5 team deathmatch in a chunky claymation-and-crayon backyard: picket fence, ABC-block cover, couch-cushion forts, a sandbox trench and a cardboard-box tank. Played completely straight, like a gruff military shooter.

How to play

Red team: you plus 4 ally bots. Blue team: 5 enemy bots.
First team to 25 tags wins. When the 5-minute timer runs out, the leading team wins.
Your health is the Boo-Boo Meter. Hit zero and you go to TIME-OUT for 3 seconds, then respawn at your fort.
Grab glowing juice boxes to heal.

Arsenal

Stick rifle: instant hits with a crayon "PEW!" burst.
Pinecone grenades: 3 per life, arcing area damage.
Poop bomb (ultimate): charges as you tag enemies, then splats and stuns everyone nearby.

Controls

Action	Keyboard / mouse	Gamepad
Move / look	WASD / mouse	Sticks
Jump	Space	South
Shoot	Left click	Right trigger
Pinecone	G	Right shoulder
Poop bomb	Q	Left shoulder
Deploy / play again	Space	South / Start

Win: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED – NAP TIME EARNED. Lose: MISSION FAILED – GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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